Confragulate

To put someone in a despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

Don’t talk to him, he’ll confragulate you.

Confragulate by Todalew March 6, 2024

Condragulations 

From Rapaul's DragU show. Female contestants, guided by seasoned drag queens from Rupaul's Drag Race, fight to be the fiercest drag queen. Rupaul congradulates (or condraguates) the contestant who finishes with top honors with this word.

Condragulations, Damita Jo Mama, you are the winner of Drag U!

Condragulations by Vajay J September 25, 2010

Conflogulate 

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.

When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.

Conflogulate by getsome.com October 14, 2011

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

coragulate 

To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.

The second place runner coragulated the woman who won the race.

coragulate by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009

conflagulate 

To join together in a destructive manner

Conflagulate: Criminals conflagulating to commit a greater crime

conflagulate by Janie Byrken October 18, 2008

congradulate 

The incorrect spelling of congratulate

I congradulate you on failing the spelling test

congradulate by MeryXmas July 18, 2012