by jrky March 04, 2009
Get the conflatulations mug.Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.
The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.
by Ploxis May 13, 2005
Get the conflatulations mug.The inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. Generally considered deplorable as another's fart is traditionally considered inimical to one's own.
Somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, and indeed scorn, of the purists among us. This conflatulence was both redolent of and offered new insight into Cole Porter's lament, "Down in the Dumps on the 90th Floor."
by Sleuthsayer February 28, 2011
Get the conflatulence mug.1. An expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations)
2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart
3. To congradulate someone with a fart
2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart
3. To congradulate someone with a fart
1. "Naveen, did you just fart?" "yeah" "conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor"
2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95
3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.
2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95
3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.
by MSmits5 September 14, 2008
Get the conflatulate mug.Both burping and passing gas at the same time.
Can be applied to politicians who are quoting their own BS. Or to both parties spouting the same lies.
Can be applied to politicians who are quoting their own BS. Or to both parties spouting the same lies.
How can both a Democrat and a Republican spout the same conflatulance?
That conflatulant talk show host is quoting himself as the source for his facts.
Don't get too close, his conflatulance is pretty severe today.
That conflatulant talk show host is quoting himself as the source for his facts.
Don't get too close, his conflatulance is pretty severe today.
by forpoppy May 14, 2016
Get the Conflatulance mug.When a person is overflowing with attempts to conflate multiple unrelated ideas or issues. Often released in such a manner that it removes all doubt to its true source (read: from their own anus).
by Ph4ntasmik July 26, 2017
Get the Conflatulence mug.Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'
by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015
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