Con

A invisible crime. Normally paid with cash alone, leaving no paper trail.

"Find someone who wants something, for nothing""And give them nothing, for something"
That fat rich guy, he looks rather dumb and gullible, not to mention greedy. I am going to go and con 500 thousand dollars off of him.
by Igotcule February 21, 2007
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adj. con·ner, con·ner·est Slang
1. Lame; stupid.
2. Fake; untrue.
3. Sucky; uncool.
"Dude, some guy stole my pet lemur. That is so con!";
"I hate that fat, ugly jerk. He's conner than Kanye!";
"My history professor is the connest guy in school; he made us all write an essay about Justin Bieber."
by JollyJonMon November 27, 2010
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(noun) A weekend-long lock in for young unitarian universalists involving workshops, hugging, and silent football.
-"Dude, you're an idiot for missing the con last weekend!"
~"Ouch!"
-"Oops..."
by Anna Rose545 September 28, 2008
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A nickname only given to the best, most skilled and inteligent of people who have a greater understanding of the way things work physically and mentally. Deriving from a man named Aaron Constance, who was called A-Con by most who knew him. He was given this gift from God.
Rav-coN: the best beer pong team in Citrus Heights, California. Using their knowlege of the game and physics, along with their incredible coordination, the two players dominated the table.
by Isaac Rathfon February 15, 2009
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A Sexy Lad

The equivalent of the word buere just for a boy.
another word for sham.
A Good Looking Lad.
- Oh that lad is such a con!
- I ride that con anyday of the week.
- Fuuuck me, he is a con.
- "Hey *name* do u know that con lad, yeah well he was winking at me and i think i nearly orgasmed"
by SexyStallionMan101 December 10, 2017
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Something that is confidential or something you can't tell
Do you have ball hair? Aww.. naw that's a con
by FaZe_Tfue December 13, 2018
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Con (kahn) v.

To leave a game when you think you're going to lose; closer to guaranteeing yourself or your team a 100% losing chance. "Conning" is looked down upon in 138 countries.
I can't believe he conned. He could of taken on those last two tanks.
by Mexican Monster June 17, 2011
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