confagulate
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confagulate by wiiwhene March 3, 2026
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Coagulate
"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"
"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"
"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016
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confeculate
to make something of low quality with another person's help. From latin con (with) and feces (shit). To make a shitty thing with another person.
confeculate by Tupper Cawsey December 27, 2006
Confuculated
A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.
Life is getting SO confuculated lately!
Why is this test so confuculated?
My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
Why is this test so confuculated?
My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010
Conflogulate
When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.
I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.
I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.
Conflogulate by getsome.com October 14, 2011
Confagulations
1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them
2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike
2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike
1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."
2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."
2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008
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