confagulate

It means to want to shove a pickle up up your butt

i confagulate

by wiiwhene March 3, 2026

Coagulate

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

confeculate

to make something of low quality with another person's help. From latin con (with) and feces (shit). To make a shitty thing with another person.

Elspeth and Peter must have confeculated on that book. It's awful.

by Tupper Cawsey December 27, 2006

Contadulate

To bust a nut in someones ass

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass

by Contadulater February 15, 2018

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.

Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!

by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

Conflogulate

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.

When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.

by getsome.com October 14, 2011

Confagulations

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008