Conjagulate

the act of completely eradicating or eliminating something from existence.

‘he conjagulated his sons rose toy as it made too much noise.’

Conjagulate by zarrie November 12, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with a time machine.'

conjagulate by zarriewarb November 15, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with an urban time machine.'

conjagulate by zarriewarb November 15, 2023

Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

Contadulate

To bust a nut in someones ass

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass

Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018

Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008