conflabulate

to distract oneself from folly
(to talk shit)

jim conflabulates all the time

by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015

constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

by Constabulator November 22, 2010

conflatulations

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments

Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb

by jrky March 4, 2009

Conflogulate

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.

When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.

by getsome.com October 14, 2011

conflatulations

Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.

The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.

by Ploxis May 13, 2005

Confabulator

To constantly tell obvious lies. Can also be used to describe someone who talks shit. Will always deny being a confabulator

He was lying about going to the Laird Hotel. He was called out as being a confabulator which he obviously denied

by Mikey308 January 17, 2020