Confragulated

A despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

I don’t have a social studies credit, I’m so confragulated.

Confragulated by Todalew March 6, 2024

conflagulate 

To join together in a destructive manner

Conflagulate: Criminals conflagulating to commit a greater crime

conflagulate by Janie Byrken October 18, 2008

confrapulate

To have sex in a Starbucks restroom.

Paul: "We totally confrapulated last night."
Ron: "Kickass! Did you try it with the mocha?"

confrapulate by Metonychoseuthis May 3, 2010

Confrapulate

to conceive a baby during sex in a Starbucks restroom, and the baby grows up and at the age of 30 is shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines

Damn, you can tell that guy was confrapulated.

Confrapulate by Whitney Addams May 3, 2010

confogulated 

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog

1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.

confogulated by pweidman December 4, 2009

concragulate

To calculate, to process an idea.

I have to concragulate my taxes.

concragulate by BigBoiKGB May 13, 2005

concragulate

ghetto, crap spelling for "congratulate."

yo man, ah jus' wanna concragulate you on yo GED!

concragulate by Back MaryLand August 26, 2005