colbee

colbee is a synonym of a gangsta. colbee often pees on the ground. brunette colbee's are the best. very athletic and fun to be around. often gets people weak. beautiful & could be the greatest bff ever.

cheese booty puddles colbee

by wakaflocka123 October 4, 2010

colbee

the absolute shortest person you WILL EVER MEET. probably is the shortest of your friend group, she loves hoodies, gets in her feelings TOOOOO much. she has a very specific type, so if she catches feelings fro you, consider yourself lucky! did i mention most colbees are also VERY good at game pigeon and are kinda addicted to tiktok.

i heard colbee likes that guy.

dangggg. he must be a really good one

by bigbootyshrek October 30, 2019

Dirty Colbee

When a dude has sex with a vibrator in his penis

She made me do a dirty colbee bro, I haven’t been the same

by Dudeperfect22 April 17, 2020

Colleen Ballinger

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator

"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"

by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023

Colbertistas

The group of followers of Stephen Colbert (host of The Colbert Report) who act on suggestions made during the show. The term was first used on the talk page of the Wikipedia entry for elephant, after Colbert called for the entry to be modified to reflect a (fictitious) three-fold increase in the elephant population. The Colbertistas are said to engage in Colberrorism.

The Colbertistas are changing the 'latchkey kid' entry now, times to lock it down.

by FurTip August 9, 2006

Colleen Hoover

Ninja Author, Hardcore Realist. Who single-handedly perfected the art of Hoovering and turned butterfly into a curse word. She's been know to inspire a Taco Cult following for a guy with remarkable hair and a love of tacos. In Layman's terms,unarguably she is one of the best butterflying authors to ever walk the earth.

Also known as CoHo.

Person one: I just adore Colleen Hoovers incredible wordplay!
Person Two: Oh, I know right! Her hoovering skills are off the charts! That CoHo really knows how to write an incredible book.

by CoHorts4CoHo June 12, 2013

Colleen Ballinger

Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.

Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.

Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."

by Just an Average Jess June 30, 2023