4 definitions by Dudeperfect22

A mega simp like way too big of a simp for his own good, like it’s bad
by Dudeperfect22 April 18, 2020
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When a dude has sex with a vibrator in his penis
She made me do a dirty colbee bro, I haven’t been the same
by Dudeperfect22 April 17, 2020
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Someone who is too nice to a girl treats her more than her worth and most likely to get played and hurt out of the boys.
Jim: “Bro you can’t simp! It’ll just cause you pain and suffering if she breaths she’s a thot!”
Carter: “nah bro all women are queens
Jim: “bro This is why you’re a simp, you’re just gonna get hurt like the rest of the boys”
Carter: “no she’s different”
Jim: “thats what we all said, you need to save yourself carter, don’t simp.”
by Dudeperfect22 April 18, 2020
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Taking a shot of vodka from the schools hoes mouth
Dude how about we see if we can get a dirty Sienna
by Dudeperfect22 April 17, 2020
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