3 definitions by Just an Average Jess
Shaming a person who is the opposite of a slut. Making them feel bad for not participating in promiscuous behaviors.
Example 1) Person 1: "He probably doesn't even have HPV. I bet he never watches porn, or has ever been to a strip club."
Person 2: "His girlfriend and him probably just talk on the phone about their feelings and shit. And I bet he's never asked for a nude; and they have never had phone sex. What a prig."
Person 3: "Stop prig shaming the poor guy!"
Example 2) Sister 1: "Aw crap Prude shaming is already in the Urban Dictionary!"
Sister 2: "Can you look up prude in a thesauraus?"
Sister 1: "Yes! Good idea! Crap I can't find any good words."
Sister 2: "Let's keep looking."
Sister 1: "How about Prig?"
Sister 2: "Fuck yeah"
Sister 1: "Prig Shaming has a good ring to it!"
Person 2: "His girlfriend and him probably just talk on the phone about their feelings and shit. And I bet he's never asked for a nude; and they have never had phone sex. What a prig."
Person 3: "Stop prig shaming the poor guy!"
Example 2) Sister 1: "Aw crap Prude shaming is already in the Urban Dictionary!"
Sister 2: "Can you look up prude in a thesauraus?"
Sister 1: "Yes! Good idea! Crap I can't find any good words."
Sister 2: "Let's keep looking."
Sister 1: "How about Prig?"
Sister 2: "Fuck yeah"
Sister 1: "Prig Shaming has a good ring to it!"
by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023
A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.
Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
by Just an Average Jess January 6, 2023
Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.
Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.
Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.
Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."
by Just an Average Jess July 1, 2023