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Cogert is someone so stupid they forget how to laugh
Person A-why did the man with one hand cross the road?
Person B-I dont know.
Person C-Neither do I
Person A- To get to the second hand shop..
Person A and B- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Person C- I forgot how to Laugh
Person A-You are so cogert
cogert by Jimmybob10123 August 21, 2008
Words you can keep

Covertigout 

Covertigout is a made up disease which effects the brain tricking the host into believing they are being singled out and not required to show up to work. Often times the host will files numerous complaints with their boss or HR.
He hasn’t been to work in a few months now, he’s still suffering from that covertigout ever since he didn’t get his way.
Covertigout by KingSlayer2021 August 11, 2021

To Covert 

adjective: covert
/ˈkʌvət,ˈkəʊvə t/

Where one will manipulate/coerce someone into something that is inherently unwise, humiliating, shameful or with the end goal of something being gained.
"Ayo I'm about to covert this fool into giving me his password"

"Lemme go covert that thot into giving me her card details"

"Since when did you get covert by the teacher into admitting to plagiarism"
To Covert by Savage Baggage November 26, 2021

covert hot 

When a girl wears extra large, baggy, or excess amounts of clothing to conceal her hotness
Paul : Dude, that hot chick just put on her hooded sweatshirt
Reid : Ya, she's going covert hot

Covert Narcissist 

Very thin-skinned, fragile ego, insecure yet entitled, self-centered, lacking in empathy and having a very low emotional IQ. They only care about themselves and view people as objects and pawns rather than human beings. They feed off of admiration, compliments & attention yet are never able to congratulate or thank you. If they offer an apology you can be sure it is insincere and only serves to regain control of their victims. They are just as manipulative as overt narcissists, and often more dangerous because you don’t see them coming. They yet come off as quiet, shy, sweet, innocent, & frequently charming. They do not seem to be a threat so you allow them into your lives unsuspecting, and they tear through your world like a tornado once they gain your trust. They lie, belittle, misuse, disrespect, control, and otherwise manipulate their prey into submission. Their tools are guilt, shame, blame, cat & mouse games and gaslighting. They punish you with passive agressive behavior, the silent treatment, put downs, and other subtle methods. They refuse to take responsibility for their actions and always twist everything around and turn it back on you. They can eventually become mentally, emotionally, physically and/or sexually abusive. They frequently will fly into a complete rage and break things. They may kill your pets or worse your children or you if their rage becomes explosive enough. They lack the ability to understand or control their emotions.
Covert Narcissist

I told Hunter I didn’t like him flirting with other girls in front of me and I end up being blamed for not trusting him and somehow he is now the victim. I’m still scratching my head.

I asked Jane if she minded that I chose the restaurant today and all the sudden I don’t “understand what it was like to be the overlooked middle child”. WTH?!

William flew into a narcissistic rage when I told him I felt like he was just using me for sex. He said I was sexist to assume all men can’t think with both heads at the same time.
This word can make a misunderstanding between Spanish speakers of different places.

In Spain the word "Coger" is used as the verb "to grab".
In Mexico the word "Coger" is used as "Fuck"
Spain: Voy a coger algo de comer

(I'm going to grab something to eat)

Mexico: Me voy a coger a esa muchacha (I'm going to have sex with that girl)
Coger by MoisoGenio November 27, 2013

Covert Plop 

Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.
My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.
Covert Plop by NCHawk December 1, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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