Definitions by NCHawk

oklahoma o-hole 

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.

After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.

oklahoma o-hole by NCHawk November 24, 2013

Covert Plop 

Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.

My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.

Covert Plop by NCHawk December 1, 2010