cocktivity

Activity produced with your cock Maybe masturbation maybe not.

Kenda's cocktivity made her try her hand at fucking a huge one in her own clan

cocktivity by trumpetenthusiastextrodinaire October 4, 2005

Cracktivity 

Cracktivity

noun
plural noun: Cracktivities

1.
the condition in which things are happening or being done while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine.
"there has been a sustained level of cracktivity throughout the night"

2.
a thing that a person or group does or has done, typically late at night or in the early

hours of the morning, while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine
"Electrical projects were their favorite cracktivity"

"Those guys have clearly been at it all night busy with their cracktivity, you could hear them in the shed at 3am"

Cracktivity by TheLostWanderer January 23, 2019

Cockximity 

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.

Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.

Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

Cocksimity 

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.

Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."

Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014

Cracktivity 

Used as a measurement of number of sketchy people (usually crackheads) in a given area (city block). Used either as a average amount or as fluctuating level over time.

The cracktivity in my neighborhood is high tonight as I have seen ten crackheads on my block in the past half hour (Cracktivity of 20cph (Crackheads per hour)). The overall average cracktivity of my block is only 3cpb (Crackheads per block).

Cracktivity by jdboyer August 2, 2006

Cracktivity 

a craft, or time consuming project one dose while under the innfluance of an amphetamine

After smoking an full half gram, Tod found hour's of fun with the string art cracktivity kit.

Cracktivity by the scarlet monkey April 16, 2009

Paranormal cracktivity 

Seeing the spirit of a dead crackhead

When a crack head dies and you end up seeing there spirit, the call it paranormal cracktivity

Paranormal cracktivity by DwazDaSpaz March 7, 2020