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cocktivity

Activity produced with your cock Maybe masturbation maybe not.
Kenda's cocktivity made her try her hand at fucking a huge one in her own clan
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Cracktivity 

Cracktivity

noun
plural noun: Cracktivities

1.
the condition in which things are happening or being done while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine.
"there has been a sustained level of cracktivity throughout the night"

2.
a thing that a person or group does or has done, typically late at night or in the early

hours of the morning, while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine
"Electrical projects were their favorite cracktivity"
"Those guys have clearly been at it all night busy with their cracktivity, you could hear them in the shed at 3am"
Cracktivity by TheLostWanderer January 23, 2019

Cockximity 

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.
Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.
Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

Cocksimity 

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.
Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014

Cracktivity 

Used as a measurement of number of sketchy people (usually crackheads) in a given area (city block). Used either as a average amount or as fluctuating level over time.
The cracktivity in my neighborhood is high tonight as I have seen ten crackheads on my block in the past half hour (Cracktivity of 20cph (Crackheads per hour)). The overall average cracktivity of my block is only 3cpb (Crackheads per block).
Cracktivity by jdboyer August 2, 2006

Cracktivity 

a craft, or time consuming project one dose while under the innfluance of an amphetamine
After smoking an full half gram, Tod found hour's of fun with the string art cracktivity kit.

Paranormal cracktivity 

Seeing the spirit of a dead crackhead
When a crack head dies and you end up seeing there spirit, the call it paranormal cracktivity
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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