cacktivities

Tasks, often work or study related, that are a huge pain in the arse and produce nothing of value.

Sure, give me more cacktivities to do - it's not like I want to enjoy my job .

by Bernard TEP May 2, 2016

cracktivities

Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:

1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.

2. the typical smash and grab.

3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.

4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.

5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).

6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.

When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 4, 2008

Cracktivities

The average day for a crackhead

"Look ahere Billy Joe Bob don't let your Cracktivities keep you from seeing your youngins on Christmas

by Psykrates September 26, 2021

cracktivites

An activity done by crakhead.

Look at that dude what is he doing?
Oh thats just a crackhead doing cracktivites

by Bosix123 April 23, 2019

Cracktivities

Pointless, inane and generally uncompleted activities performed whilst under the influence of crack/ice.

Mike looked up from his sweet puff and witnessed the 'cracktivities' of Joe and Amanda who had been indulging in too much ice and had decided to clean, sort and label in alphabetical order all of the tupperware in the kitchen cupboard who were however sidetracked by videos of squirrels on YouTube video and then ironically decided to report their adventures with a very long winded Urban Dictionary entry explaining said activities.

by ErinNina/ShiftySly April 19, 2016

Jacktivities

activities in which on man partakes in sexual relations with themselves

Charles was banished after being caught participating in jacktivities at the playground

by The T.I.P. Drill October 25, 2009

Cracktivities

Activities crackheads (tweakers) do.

I'm gonna go find some cracktivities to do

by TwatsickleTwat June 5, 2018