A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.
by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008
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Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
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