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cockcisity by BradyBunBun83 October 26, 2020
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Cockximity
A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.
Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008
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Cocksimity
Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."
Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."
Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."
Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014
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Cockcilitate
Derived from the combining of English noun cock and the verb to facilitate: the act of helping a friend engage in debauchery or any form or promiscuity with somebody else.
Cockcilitate by Apeljuce09 June 1, 2019
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.