cockcisity 

Good dick , dick so good its toxic

He's no good but ,that dick though. Its cockcisity

cockcisity by BradyBunBun83 October 26, 2020

Cockximity 

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.

Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.

Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

Cocksimity 

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.

Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."

Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014

cockassity 

Some dumb shit.

I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.

cockassity by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

cocktivity

Activity produced with your cock Maybe masturbation maybe not.

Kenda's cocktivity made her try her hand at fucking a huge one in her own clan

cocktivity by trumpetenthusiastextrodinaire October 4, 2005

Cockcilitate

Derived from the combining of English noun cock and the verb to facilitate: the act of helping a friend engage in debauchery or any form or promiscuity with somebody else.

Last night Mary cockcilitated me, I got laid with two girls.

Cockcilitate by Apeljuce09 June 1, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019