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Cockximity 

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.
Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.
Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

Cocksimity 

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.
Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014

cockassity 

Some dumb shit.
I can't believe Herb had the cockassity to tell us he met a chick from Africa online.
cockassity by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

cocktivity

Activity produced with your cock Maybe masturbation maybe not.
Kenda's cocktivity made her try her hand at fucking a huge one in her own clan

Cockcilitate

Derived from the combining of English noun cock and the verb to facilitate: the act of helping a friend engage in debauchery or any form or promiscuity with somebody else.
Last night Mary cockcilitated me, I got laid with two girls.
Cockcilitate by Apeljuce09 June 1, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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