Cucktivities 

Noun

Cuck-tivities

Cucktivies or the singular Cucktivity is defined as actions carried put by a person who is by all definitions a cuck.

"That kid defending being a simp and Only Fans girls is really acting like a cuck."

"Yeah man, that's straight up cucktivities"

Cucktivities by Domitius March 7, 2024

cracktivities 

Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:

1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.

2. the typical smash and grab.

3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.

4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.

5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).

6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.

When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.

cracktivities by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 4, 2008

Cracktivities 

The average day for a crackhead

"Look ahere Billy Joe Bob don't let your Cracktivities keep you from seeing your youngins on Christmas

Cracktivities by Psykrates September 26, 2021

Fucktivities 

A term that is widely used between friends who are looking to fuck shit up, but also want to do it in an epic activity or environment. Fucktivities represents someone looking to get into some fuckery and an activity that takes shit to the next level.

Jason calls his boy and says “Yoo I got 10 bitches and it’s a bangin day out, let’s do some fucktivities on the boat with these hoes”

Fucktivities by Egyptianmade June 10, 2020

Cracktivities 

Pointless, inane and generally uncompleted activities performed whilst under the influence of crack/ice.

Mike looked up from his sweet puff and witnessed the 'cracktivities' of Joe and Amanda who had been indulging in too much ice and had decided to clean, sort and label in alphabetical order all of the tupperware in the kitchen cupboard who were however sidetracked by videos of squirrels on YouTube video and then ironically decided to report their adventures with a very long winded Urban Dictionary entry explaining said activities.

Cracktivities by ErinNina/ShiftySly April 19, 2016

fucktivities 

sex-related activities

I met a super hot and horny broad last night, we were doing all sorts of fucktivities till the morning.

fucktivities by mr6370 December 13, 2012

Cracktivities 

Activities crackheads (tweakers) do.

I'm gonna go find some cracktivities to do

Cracktivities by TwatsickleTwat June 5, 2018