Cocktivist 

Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

1. Shitty wingman
2. Lezbo

1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!

Cocktivist by Flameblue July 16, 2011

cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism.

Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes February 15, 2009

Clicktivist 

A person who's only form of offering opinion on controversial world matters is through the use of online surveys and petitions, yet lacks the fortitude, intelligence, or ambition get out from in front of the computer.

John says he's for the environment, but the clicktivist sits on his ass emailing his congressman all day.

Clicktivist by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007

cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.

Joe: My girlfriend just got back from the Third International Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes March 27, 2009

cocktwister 

one who twists cocks

what are you doing, cocktwister!?

cocktwister by secretface September 7, 2004

Cocktimistic 

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

Cocktimistic by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

cocktimistic 

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

cocktimistic by vvlts December 12, 2012