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Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

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1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!

Cocktivist by Flameblue July 16, 2011

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cactivist

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism.

Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes February 15, 2009

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Clicktivist

A person who's only form of offering opinion on controversial world matters is through the use of online surveys and petitions, yet lacks the fortitude, intelligence, or ambition get out from in front of the computer.

John says he's for the environment, but the clicktivist sits on his ass emailing his congressman all day.

Clicktivist by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007

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cactivist

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.

Joe: My girlfriend just got back from the Third International Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes March 27, 2009

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cocktwister

one who twists cocks

what are you doing, cocktwister!?

cocktwister by secretface September 7, 2004

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Cocktimistic

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

Cocktimistic by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

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cocktimistic

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

cocktimistic by vvlts December 12, 2012

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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