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Cocksimity 

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.
Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."
Cocksimity by workjunkie January 22, 2014
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master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith 

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.
Cocksmith by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Master Cocksmith 

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..
I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..
Master Cocksmith by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017

Cocksmith 

One who excels professionally at giving penis to the female gender.
Lillian- "That guy fucked me well last night, he's a true cocksmith"
Cocksmith by Yung Coop October 24, 2012

Cockximity 

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.
Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.
Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

Creepy Cocksmith 

One who can work his cock with great success while maintaining a creepy persona and personality. Always being creepy but girls cant seem to get enough of his cock.
Logan- clint is in every picture on facebook creeping.
Tanner- yea i know but i heard he fucked three girls that night
Logan- what a creepy cocksmith
Creepy Cocksmith by the cocksmith69 November 23, 2009
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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