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The man flesh on which a golf ball rests before your drunk friend drives it; usually ending in a trip to the hospital.
Dude fuckin hardin' your cocktee before the cops see us, dumbass
cocktee by BiggerDave April 23, 2008
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Cockteasian 

A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.
The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.
Cockteasian by shaunn926 June 29, 2009
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cockterbeam 

A cock tractor beam

When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.
Wow I just cockterbeamed John
cockterbeam by Debarb69 May 21, 2016

cocktemoc 

A gay person who likes bullying other people who's not LGBTQ.
He is a cocktemoc because I'm not gay.
cocktemoc by LIghtning_McD September 28, 2017

cockteasery 

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner
Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.
cockteasery by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004

Katy Cocktease 

A pseudonym for singer Katy Perry. Named for her legendary ability to show as much of her large breasts as possible without giving up the goods. Popularised by Egotastic website.
Damn I just saw the new Katy Cocktease video, when will she just saw those things.
Katy Cocktease by oldkingclancy March 19, 2011

cocktease 

A girl who flirts with a guy and pretends to put out but when the time comes she won't.
Sherrie was such a cocktease, she came on to Chad but wouldn't put out
cocktease by Niki January 16, 2003
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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