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Cockpee 

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N: The residual amount of urine found on your bologna sword after you pee.
Adj: Describes someone who just sucks. Also used to annoy or distract someone.
"Ew dude, I can smell your cockpee from here"

"Dude, you're actually cockpee"
Cockpee by Cockpee November 10, 2022
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Cockpee 

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n: The residual amount of pee that remains are your cock after you pee with your cock.
a: Refers to someone of subpar qualities, or annoyance.
n: "Do you even clean yourself? I can smell your cockpee from here"
a: "Dude, you're actually cockpee at this game"
Cockpee by Cockpee November 10, 2022
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Related Words
Cockpee • Cock peek-a-boo • cockpiece • cockleech • cockweed • Cockee • cockpet • cockbeer • cockfeeder • Cocknee

cockpet 

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it's a fart from the penis
Shittt!!!! i made a cockpet !!!!
cockpet by Adrien Coriandre June 21, 2009
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cockpet 

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a cockpet is produced when extra air is pushed from the penis. it's a quief for men.
Sorry... I just made a cockpet...
cockpet by coucoubloublou August 17, 2009
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Cockee 

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A coffee consisting of coffee with special cream aka human cemen sometimes stirred in with a cock.
“Hey bro can you make me a cockee with extra cock stirred with a 12 inches.”
Cockee by Lil Dank June 21, 2022
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cockleech 

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1. One who sucks cock.
Quit being such a cockleech you flamer
cockleech by rofl February 10, 2003
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Cockfee 

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The act of meeting up for a coffee and sex.
Man, I met Rachel yesterday for some cockfee instead of going to the gym. I still got my cardio in though.
Cockfee by diverlloyd April 2, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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