cocktemoc 

A gay person who likes bullying other people who's not LGBTQ.

He is a cocktemoc because I'm not gay.

cocktemoc by LIghtning_McD September 28, 2017

Cocktemplating 

Thorough consideration of a decision using your genitals instead of your brain.

Are you Cocktemplating taking her home tonight.

Cocktemplating by VinniTheKabbage July 16, 2015

CockSmocker 

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.

John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"

CockSmocker by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019

cocksmock 

A contraception instrument similar to a diaphram in that it prevents sperm from impregnating the female.

"dude make sure shes got a cocksmock"

cocksmock by getone May 25, 2006

Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior

"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"

Cockmockery by noodlecast April 21, 2009

Cockmocker 

Any person who makes reference to the small size of a guy's cock.

"Don't mind Billy. He's a cockmocker but he's secretly gay."

Cockmocker by sketchesOfEtrusca September 11, 2016

CockyMocky

CockyMocky a line in a short phrase cockymocky. Often used when bored in calls with your idiot friends.

Friend 1 : “Cockymocky i put it in the socky”
Friend 2 : “I take out my dicky to make it sticky”
Friend 1: “And then its gonna be bricky, so then that bricky a-“
Friend 2 : “Bro..?”

CockyMocky by Cockusbockus March 12, 2022