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cockleech 

That which leeches out early on and helps to lubricate the coming insertion.
'I grabbed your organ and got cockleech all over my new watchband!
cockleech by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

cockleech 

david horseman is bill clintons cockleech
cockleech by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Cockleech 

A woman who financially drains a man without providing anything, sexual or otherwise to the relationship.
Matt's fiance Krista doesn't work, has no kids, is addicted to opiates, doesn't put out, and has a terrible shopping habit, what a cockleech!
Cockleech by darkangeline September 2, 2014

Cockecheese 

1. adj. showing behavior seeming somewhat outstanding to the norm of a group or society, typically seeming to observe others; suspicious; sneaky.

2. interjection. a term used when a group of two or more are walking down the street, looking somewhat suspicious and beeing aware of that, or when they are looking good attracting others attention.
Finn: Look at that guy over there. What an outsider.

Jake: Yes, he is really cockecheese.
Cockecheese by Schlazzaam October 6, 2012

cocklunch 

One who eats cock for lunch, or, performs fellatio on males quite frequently.
1."Hey Cocklunch!!"
2."Steve, you're such a freakin cocklunch!"
3."I do declare Beatrice, pardon my rudeness, but you are quite the cocklunch!"
cocklunch by camdaddy November 30, 2004

cock leech 

Someone who feels that the must suck dick to make it to the top of their profession rather than actually work and stand on the fact that they can actually do the job they were hired to do.
Look at that cock leech trying to keep his job by buying the boss lunch, he might actually try to do his job to stay employed! NAH that's to hard!!
cock leech by Gilla January 14, 2008
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