Cockteasian

A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.

The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.

by shaunn926 June 29, 2009

Cockasian

A white guy who likes to screw asian girls. Think of cock as a verb ... he 'cocks' asians.

He is such a cockasian.

by Vachon Man November 13, 2005

Cockasian

An Asian ethnicity from the country Cock. These types of Asians may appear white, but they’re actually Asian.

Person 1: hey man! What’s your ethnicity?
Person 2: Oh I’m cockasian.
Person 1: Oh caucasian, so white?
Person 2: No I’m actually Asian. Cockasian

Person 1: Oh you’re from cock? They have the best food there!
Person 2: Yep!

by Brattybratbrat123 March 22, 2019

cockasian

A caucasian(white) guy with an asian sized penis.

Sarah: That dude is always chillen with those skinny asian girls.

Shane: It's because he's a cockasian.

by bagabaga December 12, 2010

Cocktension

-noun
1. The tension one experiences before receiving a two eyed dose of cock.

2. What the world is held together by, but also torn apart by.

The cocktension was palpable and unfortunately, you cannot cut cocktension with a knife.

by Harry Herring March 26, 2009

aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.

The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians

by Swollmeier November 13, 2016

Cockasians

n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.

Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.

by Verges March 24, 2004