cockweed 

THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.

Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.

cockweed by Ashley! July 25, 2006

cockweed 

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner

Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed

cockweed by Achilleus May 5, 2006

Cockweed 

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their first.

Hey bro did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.

Cockweed by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025

Cockweed 

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their big toe.

Hey bro did u see that blonde with the big tits? Yeah but I’m pretty sure she has a cockweed.

Cockweed by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025

Cockweed.

An individual that’s second toe is larger than their big toe.

Hey did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah bro I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.

Cockweed. by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025

cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock

1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

cockwelder by Chuck the Bearer of Truth October 20, 2005

Cockweeder 

A person who raises and sells chickens)

"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."

Cockweeder by Cat_ears June 1, 2021