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THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.

Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.

cockweed by Ashley! July 25, 2006

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cockweed

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner

Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed

cockweed by Achilleus May 5, 2006

Related Words

cockweed • Cockweeder • cockfeeder • Cockneed • Cockseed • cockween • cockwelder • COCK FEEDING • Cock Wedgie • cock weenie

Cockweed

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their first.

Hey bro did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.

Cockweed by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025

Cockweed

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their big toe.

Hey bro did u see that blonde with the big tits? Yeah but I’m pretty sure she has a cockweed.

Cockweed by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025

Cockweed.

An individual that’s second toe is larger than their big toe.

Hey did you see that blonde girl with the big boobs? Yeah bro I’m pretty sure she’s a cockweed.

Cockweed. by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025

cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock

1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

cockwelder by Chuck the Bearer of Truth October 20, 2005

Cockweeder

A person who raises and sells chickens)

"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."

Cockweeder by Cat_ears June 1, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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