Cocktaeteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.
It's also used as the period of having sex around the same day.
Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.

You: My butt was exposed a cocktaeteris after the same day.
Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaeteris.

Cocktaeteris by gregben September 17, 2022

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Cocktaëteris

The Greek term for a period of 8 years where your butt (full moon) gets exposed on the same day or 1 or 2 days later.

It's also used as the period of having sex on or near the same day.

Plus Venus shines on or near the same spot in the sky on or near the same day, making a good indication of when a woman gets her period or pregnancy.

You: My full moon was exposed a cocktaëteris after the same day.

Me: My wife got her period and became pregnant after 1 cocktaëteris.

Cocktaëteris by gregben September 30, 2023

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