cockmiser

Cockmiser is what you call your penis after sicking it up a female vagina and a male butthole.

Shaun has Cockmiser.

by Spider-Punk June 10, 2023

Cockserphobia

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.

Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word

by Balls out. Ya dig? January 10, 2014

Cockiversary

The day that commemorates or celebrates a couples first act of intercourse, which takes place on the same day of the year as the initial sexual encounter .

It was the 19th of October and Craig had a special surprise planned for Lydia on their Cockiversary.

by Movie Muscle January 19, 2010

cockmeister

To put simply, a master of cock.

Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.

by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.

"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

cockdiver

1. A derogatory term for homosexuals.

2. A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.

3. A baseless insult.

Todd, you're a cockdiver!~

by feelin disturbed January 27, 2004

Cockmeter

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020