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Shaun is..SMASH..Plz rush Stefanie to critical care 608. Dr. quick we have a patient we dont know if she will make it. Dr. yeats says nurse 65 cc of thoracic. All of a sudden fire appears & a devilish figure. Dr yeats yells " we are loosing her, everyone rushes in the room. /\ /\ /\ ______" PADDLES NOW NURSE FIN SAYS DR. YEATS. everyone move 3.2.1. BUMP BAMMM ..AGIAN..BUMP BANG..AGAIN..TURN IT UP 300 VOLTS..BUMP BANG BANG. Then shaun wakes up in a cold sweat his alarm pumpin a song " didnt know what i know now... against the wind".Shaun jumps out of bed throws on his cloths & grabs his lunch his wife Stefanie made him. He kisses her goodbye leaving at 5:00 am to get on the train. The kids still fast asleep. He's happy he's content. In the fall Sofia will be at Harvard & Tristen is running his own platoon in the Marines in Iraq fighting Terrorism. Shaun retires in 1 year his wife Stef already has a house picked out in Italy & Puerto Rico. Shaun remembers their sweaty love making the night before. He couldn't ask for a better life. Stef soon will be up to finish her new outfit for her runway show in Paris in 5 weeks. Stef is trying to get her collection together at 9am. Stef will meet with her team in nyc. She became famous overnight as her site went viral. Stefanie now dresses all the actors in Hollywood. The train races in to NYC. Shaun opens his lunch. And grins from ear to ear it says " Honey I have a bald kitty that needs attention". Life is good.
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
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Has the biggest cock out of Thomas, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Vince and Erin
Shaun a sexy ass mofo
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Shaun’s have HUGE male reproductive organs.
Shaun is lengthy.
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A Man that goes the extra mile. Is not afraid to go downtown on a woman for an hour. Always pleases his female companion 1st. Just a real pleasure. SHAUN I WISH YOU WERE HERE!
Any woman or wife that has a SHAUN is lucky
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A real sexy father. I want to bang him so bad, but he’s married. He’s also hung like a black guy. No Irish curse. It does hook to one side though. Gorgeous Blue eyes. Tats all over. A real man. I wish I had shaun for me.
Shaun is great in the sack. He eats punnanie for an hour. Omg. Three big O’s.
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