cockbiter
Very unlikeable person.
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cockbiter
Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"
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Cockbiter
A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
Cockbiter by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009
cockbiter
A person who stabs you in the back. Like a boss who fires you suddenly after saying they would give you plenty of notice if they had to let you go.
cockbiter by John Pierce February 13, 2004
cockbiter
Someone who after inserting a cock in their mouth then proceeds to bite the cock just below the bellend when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a cockbiter.
Adam: Ere' Luke i'll only give you this shiny foil Gogo packet if you suck Danny's Cock
Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah
Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet
(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)
Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone
(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)
Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)
Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!
(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)
Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah
Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet
(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)
Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone
(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)
Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)
Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!
(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)
cockbiter by Craig Hurst February 28, 2008
Cockiversary
The day that commemorates or celebrates a couples first act of intercourse, which takes place on the same day of the year as the initial sexual encounter .
It was the 19th of October and Craig had a special surprise planned for Lydia on their Cockiversary.
Cockiversary by Movie Muscle January 19, 2010
Cockatier
I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.
Cockatier by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009