Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

cockmeter 

A meter used to see how much cock someone wants

Zezz is like a 11 put of 10 on the cockmeter

cockmeter by Zezz April 24, 2014

cockmeister 

To put simply, a master of cock.

Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.

cockmeister by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

cockmaster 

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.

"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."

cockmaster by arsebum October 17, 2009

shitface cockmaster 

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

You are a shitface Cockmaster

shitface cockmaster by JV May 9, 2004

cockterbeam 

A cock tractor beam

When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.

Wow I just cockterbeamed John

cockterbeam by Debarb69 May 21, 2016

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004