Definitions by arsebum
cockmaster
Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.
True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
cockmaster by arsebum October 17, 2009
Anus Hemingway
A person who farts very expressivley.
A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.
A literate bystander may pick up on the farts hidden meanings, metaphors and symbolism. A complex fart may raise questions about the nature of life, religious matters and other deep shit.
PFFRFRRFPPPFPFffffffff "Dude, you pulled a real Anus Hemingway there.
"Mom, look" Pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff
"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"
"Mom, look" Pfppfpppprrrrrppffffffffpfprrrfff
"Alright, off to bed now, Anus Hemingway!"
Anus Hemingway by arsebum October 17, 2009
Jizzaboo
"Yo, my man, I just cummed straight up in da air, I still gots dem jizz in my hair."
"Get outta my face widdat sheeat, Jizzaboo."
"Get outta my face widdat sheeat, Jizzaboo."
ass pro
An ass pro is someone who has
a) a very professional attitude about his ass
b) has a very professional looking ass
c) has a profession that involves taking it up the ass.
a) a very professional attitude about his ass
b) has a very professional looking ass
c) has a profession that involves taking it up the ass.