cockernet 

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

cockernet by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

cockornot 

cockornot is a term used to describe an individual of uncertain sexual orientation or sexual confusion. Similar to the Saturday Night Live sketches of "It's Pat"

Who is that cockornot?
Is that a women or just another cockornot?
It's Pat is so 90's , cockornot is mellenium!

cockornot by ItsPat is Back January 20, 2018

Cockerella 

Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)

I love Cockerella.

Cockerella by Nataliussss June 8, 2009

Sot Cockerel 

A masterful little creature, known for his weed-filled exploits across the mytic planes of East London.

Sotter #1: 'will we ever be as great as the legend that is sot cockerel?'

Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'

Sot Cockerel by Sot_padawan November 6, 2018

Cockeration 

When many men get together and preform sexual acts on multiple women.

Dylan-Alex are we going to have a cockeration this summer?

Alex- Sure we can invite philip!

Cockeration by MccoyBros June 6, 2009

cockretary 

A woman or man who you employ to sit under your desk at work to take care of your boners.

My new coworker is hot! Good thing my cockretary, Sheila, is in today to take care of my stiffy.

cockretary by Liospoogeadon June 6, 2011

cokerette

take a cigarette and rub some cocaine on the filter, smoke it and it gives you a nice buzzz and a numby

yo that cokerette made my mouth numb as shit

cokerette by watzy December 11, 2008