cockretary

A woman or man who you employ to sit under your desk at work to take care of your boners.

My new coworker is hot! Good thing my cockretary, Sheila, is in today to take care of my stiffy.

by Liospoogeadon June 6, 2011

Cocketry

Acting like a cock with physical and or verbal actions

I am sick and tired of your cocketry
Stop being such a cock, your cocketry is getting on my nerves.
Damn man, Steve's cocketry is getting ridiculous.

by McGothington August 20, 2011

cockretarded

A condition that mainly affects nieve young girls. It's cause is insecurity and a deep dependence for and an unwillingness to live without cock. Onset is quick with only one result ~ stupidity. This condition can also affect hoebags ~ see definition.

"She done gone cockretarded!"
"What does she see in him?", "Nothin' she's just gone cockretarded."

by MMMM Beer June 7, 2009