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cockretary 

A woman or man who you employ to sit under your desk at work to take care of your boners.
My new coworker is hot! Good thing my cockretary, Sheila, is in today to take care of my stiffy.
cockretary by Liospoogeadon June 6, 2011
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Cocketry 

Acting like a cock with physical and or verbal actions
I am sick and tired of your cocketry
Stop being such a cock, your cocketry is getting on my nerves.
Damn man, Steve's cocketry is getting ridiculous.
Cocketry by McGothington August 20, 2011
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cockretarded

A condition that mainly affects nieve young girls. It's cause is insecurity and a deep dependence for and an unwillingness to live without cock. Onset is quick with only one result ~ stupidity. This condition can also affect hoebags ~ see definition.
"She done gone cockretarded!"
"What does she see in him?", "Nothin' she's just gone cockretarded."
cockretarded by MMMM Beer June 7, 2009
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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