An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.

-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!

cockupation block by eyewatch May 19, 2011

Related Words

Cockeration • Cockoration • cockulation • Cooperation • cockversation • Corperations • Cockatation • Cocketition • cockflation • cockigation

Cockulation

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.

"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

Cockulation by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010

Cockatation

Death caused by the extreme use of the male sexual organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Death by dick or cock

Hey Brah, did you hear that Mike fucked his girlfriend so hard last night she died and the corner is claiming death by cockatation. What a stud!

Cockatation by YankeeD June 30, 2017

cockversation

Talking with a total dick.

"So I talked to Alex."
"And?"
"He was a total dickhead. I have the cockversation saved."

cockversation by Searinox April 21, 2009

Cokerbation

In college athletics, it's that probation feel without actual NCAA involvement; usually directly resulting from the ineptitude of a coach or higher up.

"We're on cokerbation untill the Larry Coker era is over"

Cokerbation by LarryCokerMustGo November 16, 2006

Cooperation

What all dads want for Christmas

"All I want for Christmas is cooperation and some God damn peace and quiet." - Fathers everywhere

Cooperation by Matt_Hewa November 25, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026