Cockedness 

A cocky attitude; an attitude that drips with cockyness; Having or exuding a certain confidence. (assuredness, cockyness)

That guy at the bar needs to stop with the cockedness, he's makes me want to yell.

Cockedness by Muddyone April 14, 2010

cockednips 

A fashion faux pas of the highest magnitude. When a woman does not take the time to align her nipples in her bra correctly, thus making it hard for people not to stare, because they are going in opposite directions.

She was a fashion disaster, between her cockednips and camel toe I didn't know where to rest my eyes.

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cockednips by sweetjanijani July 22, 2010

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

cockness monster by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

Cockness Monster by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

mouldy cockness 

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.

a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!

mouldy cockness by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

cockness monster by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

cockiness 

A word people use to describe in others what they are lacking in themselves; which is an extreme confidence and comfort in any surround. To be cocky.

Person 1: Man that guy has some cockiness about him.
Person 2: Yea but he just walked in and everyone already loves him.

cockiness by Sean Rio September 11, 2006