cockered
cockered by The cocker February 28, 2014
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cockered
(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.
cockered by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024
Cokered
A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.
Cokered by Project AV April 16, 2013
Cockerella
Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)
I love Cockerella.
Cockerella by Nataliussss June 8, 2009
Sot Cockerel
A masterful little creature, known for his weed-filled exploits across the mytic planes of East London.
Sotter #1: 'will we ever be as great as the legend that is sot cockerel?'
Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'
Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'
Sot Cockerel by Sot_padawan November 6, 2018
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