Cockcrete 

When your cock is so hard that you can't beat it down with a hammer or three-($2)- whores when you only have fo' dollars and you still gotta buy them a fo for fo from Wendy's.

Girl let me tell you, I fucked this dude last week and he had a cockcrete hard dick then I heard that ever since he's been fuckin' that Wendy bitch his dick won't even stay hard after he took 3 Cialis.

Cockcrete by Fry-Pie January 12, 2021

cockcrete 

Dried jizz

Never cleaned my jizz and it turned into cockcrete.

Can't hear, too much cockcrete in my ear.

cockcrete by Poopyjizzy April 3, 2017

jonny concrete 

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.

If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally jonny concrete man'.

jonny concrete by bunchofbananas January 17, 2019

Johnny Concrete 

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.

If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally johnny concrete man'.

Johnny Concrete by bunchofbananas January 22, 2019

Concrete Sex 

Concrete sex is when a man is giving anal and knocks the person receiving the anal out. As they have knocked them out the muscles in the anus grow tight and trap your penis inside the anus until the receiving person wake up.

I was having Concrete Sex with jenny the other day and I knocked her out cold for 30mins. Mate my dick went numb

Concrete Sex by Calhayes1 May 10, 2014

cold concrete

Some think it causes piles.

Don't sit on cold concrete or you will get painful piles hemorrhoids.

cold concrete by gammarock February 25, 2005

concrete fever 

a term used to describe an overzealous construction worker's state of mind when pouring concrete. Usually characterized by irritability, yelling, and generally unpleasant behavior.

The foreman is being a total douchebag today because he has concrete fever.

concrete fever by Johnnybunch January 23, 2009