cockferret

one who lacks basic common sense, one of poor intelligence.

Mark is a cockferret.

That guy sure is stupid, what a cockferret.

cockferret by PCLawman February 17, 2008

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cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

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my roommate Chris is a total cock ferret.

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Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

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Someone being a complete an utter cunt-a-saurus.

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dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference

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dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.

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