cockferret

one who lacks basic common sense, one of poor intelligence.

Mark is a cockferret.

That guy sure is stupid, what a cockferret.

by PCLawman February 17, 2008

cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

Cock Ferret

One who is a douche bag, or implying homosexuality

my roommate Chris is a total cock ferret.

by Seth_Andrew May 6, 2009

cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Cock Ferret

Someone being a complete an utter cunt-a-saurus.

God, that bitch is a raging cock ferret!

by Jayme Chaos February 21, 2011

cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference

by matt_meyer June 13, 2011

cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.

by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011