closteron

Crowd of people in a small space that smells really bad.

Person1: There’s so many of us in this room.

Person2: A real closteron!

by Merthur4Life July 3, 2023

clusterunfucker

A person with particular skills for resolving a clusterfuck

When the spinnaker got wrapped around the end of the pole, James showed his skills as a Clusterunfucker

by Limbic Candy May 29, 2018

closedonut

When you rage and cry at a video game like so, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP MAN IM LOOSING

(this was made by closedonut don't use it to bully me)

dude stop raging at this game, you sound like closedonut

by CloseDonut June 20, 2019

Clusterophobia

The fear of missing a cluster entrance in JLT.

Hello Dan, I cannot meet you in your JLT office. I shall be late if I miss your cluster; I have clusterophobia.

by @DubaiDadJokes May 25, 2020

Closter

A town devoid of any night life. A place where every night of the week is Monday night.

Lets go into the city, there is nothing to do in this town at night, its so Closter.

by Mr. Zenon October 25, 2011

closter

a place were kids are rich and spoiled and get wasted on there use parents money. there is so much drama. from bad mouths to fist fight. all the different cliques. skaters hang behind burger king, the jocks at there friends houses and play man hunt. the popular girls hang out in there friends basements. and uss we hang out everywere.. from downtown closter to eachothers houses.. everyone noes everyone.. from the west side,, the poor side to the east side the west side. plus there are alottt of asians! asian this asian that.. damn we have like 5 million nail salons! that my hometown, CLOSTER

"o shit! closter is in the house?!", "closter is mcbizz the shizz", "closter.. so much drama"

by anona loves you January 8, 2007

Closter

(N): An upper-middle class town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. Unfortunately notable for having annoying, spoiled people, unfit parents, and Non-English-Speaking businesses in a predominantly English speaking town.

(N2): A backfired party, complete with warm, generic beer, douchebags wearing Ed Hardy gear, and girls constantly taking pictures for Facebook or MySpace.

(V): To take unnecessary pride on one's self.

(N): "Where do you wanna move after Grad School?"

"Closter, New Jersey, man. I got a little fetish going on when it comes to Asians and Obnoxious Guidos."

(N2) "You going to that party?"

"Hell no. Last time I went, I checked out the booze, and the label just said 'Beer', plus I had to pose for a picture every 5 minutes".

(V): "That Guido chick had her parents buy her a Mercedes for Christmas. She's totally Clostering about it. What an ass."

by Cam6092 October 19, 2008