clusternuts

A way to politely describe something that has gone horribly wrong. It's also when something has gone nuts AND is a clusterfuck.

me: Sorry mom. Some servers went clusternuts and I have to stay late at work

by funky49 April 23, 2009

clusternut

When pulling out in a threesome, one accidentally nuts into both other participants eyes.

"Man, last night I was with Steve and Jessica and It was a real clusternut"

by Gillesdelatourette December 9, 2018