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When your best friend is secretly gay for you, therefore deeming them friendzoned AND in the closet.
Friend 1: Omg he's rlly hot, I can't take my eyes off him!!
Friend 2: Dude, isn't that your best mate? lol closetzoned
by LongDongDylan October 11, 2014
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