3 definitions by @DubaiDadJokes

The fear of missing a cluster entrance in JLT.
Hello Dan, I cannot meet you in your JLT office. I shall be late if I miss your cluster; I have clusterophobia.
by @DubaiDadJokes May 25, 2020
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A selfish person who constantly recommends Netflix series to others, but never takes their recommendations.
I’ve watched 5 series recommended by Dan, but he’s never watched any of my recommendations; he’s such a selflix.
by @DubaiDadJokes July 8, 2020
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Inspired by the term ‘Micromanaging’; a trait popular mostly among Arab men, whereby a husband closely observes and/or controls his wife‘s actions.
Ahmed, I know hummus requires olive oil - stop microwiving me!
by @DubaiDadJokes July 10, 2020
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