Urban Dictionary: Definitions by @DubaiDadJokes

Microwiving

Inspired by the term ‘Micromanaging’; a trait popular mostly among Arab men, whereby a husband closely observes and/or controls his wife‘s actions.

Ahmed, I know hummus requires olive oil - stop microwiving me!

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A selfish person who constantly recommends Netflix series to others, but never takes their recommendations.

I’ve watched 5 series recommended by Dan, but he’s never watched any of my recommendations; he’s such a selflix.

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The fear of missing a cluster entrance in JLT.

Hello Dan, I cannot meet you in your JLT office. I shall be late if I miss your cluster; I have clusterophobia.

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