clusterunfucker
When the spinnaker got wrapped around the end of the pole, James showed his skills as a Clusterunfucker
clusterunfucker by Limbic Candy May 29, 2018
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clusterfuckery
I woulda been on time if not for the heinous clusterfuckery of traffic.
The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.
The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.
clusterfuckery by Lynn January 23, 2004
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clusterfucker
The person who is in charge (usually military) at the time of a clusterfuck. This person is usually inept at his/her job, and has used all possible resources to carry out a simple, straightforward task, only to start a cataclysmic chain of events.
One who clusterfucks, or has been clusterfucking. Can also be referred to as one who has been up to a bit of clusterfuckery.
One who clusterfucks, or has been clusterfucking. Can also be referred to as one who has been up to a bit of clusterfuckery.
1. "But General, I asked the Lieutenant to polish the big red button not push it. I know we have inadvertently started a major nuclear war with the worlds biggest superpower, but it should be that clusterfucker Corporal facing the firing squad, not me Sir."
2. "That window cleaner has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four pains of glass and killed my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."
3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."
2. "That window cleaner has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four pains of glass and killed my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."
3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."
clusterfucker by clusterfukr January 2, 2010
Clusterfuckers
Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.
Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!
Clusterfuckers by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020
Clusterfuckery
In an ongoing clusterfuckery, the MPs continued to debate several amendments to amend the existing amendments.
Clusterfuckery by Dagu33 March 26, 2019
clusterfuckerize
clusterfuckerize by Ph03n1X July 27, 2004
ClusterFuckery
ClusterFuckery by BlueWave2020 April 29, 2020
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