Urban Dictionary: cluster

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A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 May 14, 2006

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Cluster

It is a polite way of saying Cluster Fuck when you can't say Fuck. Mostly used in normal speech in front of parents, small children, clergy or PC co-workers.

"Oh man, that 17 car pile up on the Beltway was a huge Cluster. I had no idea when or if I was going to get out of it alive."

by SusanHunt August 26, 2005

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cluster

a crowd cuaght in a confined space

toss a grenade into that cluster!

by Spaz De Kat January 14, 2009

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Cluster

It is a polite way of saying Cluster Fuck when you can't say Fuck. Mostly used in normal speech in front of parents, small children, clergy or PC co-workers.

"Oh man, that 17 car pile up on the Beltway was a huge Cluster. I had no idea when or if I was going to get out of it alive."

by SusanHunt August 26, 2005