clemped 

To be hungry - in need of food. Used in Lancashire presently

"Fuck me i'm clemped, I could eat the arse out of a tramps pants"

clemped by Stewart66 June 30, 2007

Clampede 

A stampede of vagina.

Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.

Clampede by Madfat November 10, 2009

Clemmed 

Starved
Used in Elizabeth Gaskell's, 19th century novel about life in industrial Manchester, entitled 'Mary Barton'.

She took the bread, when it was put into her hand, and broke a bit, but could not eat. She was past hunger. She fell down on the floor with a heavy unresisting bang. The men looked puzzled.
"She's wellnigh clemmed," said Barton. "Folk do say one mustn't give clemmed people much to eat; but, bless us, she'll eat nought."

Clemmed by Nick Wilkinson April 15, 2006

Clamped raw 

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.

Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!

Clamped raw by Bro Jake March 26, 2023

Clerped 

Another way of saying that something is messed up.

I love wearing my clerped sandals and I don't care about anybody elses opinions on them. I think they're great.

Clerped by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Clamped

You got caught

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped

Clamped by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018

clamped

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

clamped by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005