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Clampede
Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.
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clemped • clamped • clumped • Clamped Up • Clamped clam • cleeped • Clemmed • Clampede • clamped hose • Clamped off
Clemmed
Starved
Used in Elizabeth Gaskell's, 19th century novel about life in industrial Manchester, entitled 'Mary Barton'.
Used in Elizabeth Gaskell's, 19th century novel about life in industrial Manchester, entitled 'Mary Barton'.
She took the bread, when it was put into her hand, and broke a bit, but could not eat. She was past hunger. She fell down on the floor with a heavy unresisting bang. The men looked puzzled.
"She's wellnigh clemmed," said Barton. "Folk do say one mustn't give clemmed people much to eat; but, bless us, she'll eat nought."
"She's wellnigh clemmed," said Barton. "Folk do say one mustn't give clemmed people much to eat; but, bless us, she'll eat nought."
Clemmed by Nick Wilkinson April 15, 2006
Clamped raw
This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.
Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?
Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*
Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!
Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!
Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!
Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*
Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!
Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!
Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!
Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
Clamped raw by Bro Jake March 26, 2023
Clerped
I love wearing my clerped sandals and I don't care about anybody elses opinions on them. I think they're great.
Clerped by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022
Clamped
Oh shit im clamped
My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped
I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped
I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
Clamped by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018
clamped
Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
clamped by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005
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