Pennis

Pennis (pronounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a penis, as indicated by a short E sound, as opposed to the long E.

Man, I'd totally rock that chick's world, if I didn't have this damned pennis. Guess I'll have to make due, though...BARTENDER! Send that girl 26 shots of Jager, quick like a bunny!

by Madfat August 30, 2007

Zompacalypse

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.

You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.

by Madfat October 24, 2009

monolacunic

The ability to be described in one word.

Give a monolacunic assessment of that person.

by Madfat January 19, 2010

Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

by Madfat October 03, 2007

Parkour

A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.

No Frenchman that is skilled in Parkour need ever fear capture.

by Madfat June 24, 2009

iLaff

Replacement for the standard texting "LOL", inspired by the iPod and iPhone trend.

ZOMG, Ur 2 funny! iLaff!

by Madfat November 29, 2009

Hatage a trois

Hatery involving a circle of three people.

Hope was hating on Jessica, who was hating Katie, who was hating Hope, at the time. It was a hatage a trois.

by Madfat April 20, 2009