Madfat's definitions

Clampede

A stampede of vagina.

Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.

by Madfat November 10, 2009

Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.

Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...

by Madfat October 3, 2007

monolacunic

The ability to be described in one word.

Give a monolacunic assessment of that person.

by Madfat January 19, 2010

Zompacalypse

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.

You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.

by Madfat October 24, 2009

Pennis

Pennis (pronounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a penis, as indicated by a short E sound, as opposed to the long E.

Man, I'd totally rock that chick's world, if I didn't have this damned pennis. Guess I'll have to make due, though...BARTENDER! Send that girl 26 shots of Jager, quick like a bunny!

by Madfat August 30, 2007

Magnanimosity

Begrudging benevolence.

The lottery winner showed quite a bit of magnanimosity when he donated his winnings towards his local disaster relief, after the flood. He didn't want to, but he knew it was the right thing to do.

by Madfat October 22, 2009

Factioust

One who uses facts to prove their point against idiotic arguments. Similar in sound to Fascist.

Look, my opinion is solid, because it's based on feels, flannel shirts, over-priced coffee, and social justice warrior etiquette! So stop shooting it down with all your stupid facts, you factioust!

by Madfat November 5, 2017