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Clampede

Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.
by Madfat November 10, 2009
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Magnanimosity

Begrudging benevolence.
The lottery winner showed quite a bit of magnanimosity when he donated his winnings towards his local disaster relief, after the flood. He didn't want to, but he knew it was the right thing to do.
by Madfat October 22, 2009
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Unprotected Text

The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat October 3, 2007
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Zompacalypse

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.
You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.
by Madfat October 24, 2009
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Parkour

A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.
No Frenchman that is skilled in Parkour need ever fear capture.
by Madfat June 24, 2009
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Factioust

One who uses facts to prove their point against idiotic arguments. Similar in sound to Fascist.
Look, my opinion is solid, because it's based on feels, flannel shirts, over-priced coffee, and social justice warrior etiquette! So stop shooting it down with all your stupid facts, you factioust!
by Madfat November 5, 2017
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glock block

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.
Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
by Madfat March 16, 2013
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