Madfat's definitions
Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.
by Madfat November 10, 2009
Get the Clampedemug. Begrudging benevolence.
The lottery winner showed quite a bit of magnanimosity when he donated his winnings towards his local disaster relief, after the flood. He didn't want to, but he knew it was the right thing to do.
by Madfat October 22, 2009
Get the Magnanimositymug. The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?
Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...
Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...
Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat October 3, 2007
Get the Unprotected Textmug. by Madfat October 24, 2009
Get the Zompacalypsemug. A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.
by Madfat June 24, 2009
Get the Parkourmug. Look, my opinion is solid, because it's based on feels, flannel shirts, over-priced coffee, and social justice warrior etiquette! So stop shooting it down with all your stupid facts, you factioust!
by Madfat November 5, 2017
Get the Factioustmug. When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.
Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
by Madfat March 16, 2013
Get the glock blockmug.