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The text version of "drunk dialing", in which you text someone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The resulting texts are often composed without a filter between the fingers and the brain. As such, unprotected sex often leads to situations that are, at best, uncomfortable.
Dude 1: Dude, how did Emily end up dating such a troll?

Dude 2: She met him on myspace, man, and they started having unprotected text. Next thing you know, she can't get rid of him...

Dude 1: Woah...we should totally get high...
by Madfat September 21, 2007

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To be so stoned that one is not recognizable.
"Dude, we're busted, it's your mom!"
"Don't worry man, she'll never recognize us...we're incogweedo!"
by Madfat August 24, 2007

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The use of ichor and organs from destroyed zombies to camouflage oneself as just another member of the walking dead.
Did you see the Walking Dead episode where they covered themselves in Zombiflage so they could get to that truck?
by Madfat November 10, 2010

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A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.
No Frenchman that is skilled in Parkour need ever fear capture.
by Madfat June 24, 2009

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The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.
You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.
by Madfat October 23, 2009

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Begrudging benevolence.
The lottery winner showed quite a bit of magnanimosity when he donated his winnings towards his local disaster relief, after the flood. He didn't want to, but he knew it was the right thing to do.
by Madfat October 22, 2009

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Pennis (pronounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a penis, as indicated by a short E sound, as opposed to the long E.
Man, I'd totally rock that chick's world, if I didn't have this damned pennis. Guess I'll have to make due, though...BARTENDER! Send that girl 26 shots of Jager, quick like a bunny!
by Madfat August 24, 2007

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