Definitions by Madfat

Factioust 

One who uses facts to prove their point against idiotic arguments. Similar in sound to Fascist.

Look, my opinion is solid, because it's based on feels, flannel shirts, over-priced coffee, and social justice warrior etiquette! So stop shooting it down with all your stupid facts, you factioust!

Factioust by Madfat November 5, 2017

glock block 

When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.

Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...

Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!

glock block by Madfat March 16, 2013

Pterodactyl Ride 

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.

Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!

Pterodactyl Ride by Madfat February 28, 2011

Zombiflage

The use of ichor and organs from destroyed zombies to camouflage oneself as just another member of the walking dead.

Did you see the Walking Dead episode where they covered themselves in Zombiflage so they could get to that truck?

Zombiflage by Madfat November 12, 2010

monolacunic 

The ability to be described in one word.

Give a monolacunic assessment of that person.

monolacunic by Madfat January 19, 2010

non-monolacunic 

Lacking the ability to be described in one word.

I can't describe that person in one word...they're non-monolacunic.

non-monolacunic by Madfat January 19, 2010

iLaff 

Replacement for the standard texting "LOL", inspired by the iPod and iPhone trend.

ZOMG, Ur 2 funny! iLaff!

iLaff by Madfat November 29, 2009