clamped

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

by anonymous....alasdair December 04, 2005

clamped

Same as Shammers, "unlucky mate"

If you understand shammers, you understand clamped

by shnozwanger June 06, 2005

Clamps

A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.

CLAMPS! You getting clamped up, my nigga!

by Shed1 June 23, 2019

Clamp

The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.

What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.

by Chubbsy December 10, 2013

CLAMP

An all female Japanese manga creators.

Often associated as God.

Have you seen the newest comic from Clamp?

OMGWTFBBQ!?!11 I didn't know God has already spoken!

by DoctorProctor January 12, 2009

Clamp

What Andre be doin to u niggas when we hoop

“He kinda clamping u up”

by FRIDAYNIGHTLIGHTS MVP October 14, 2019

the clamp

The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.

1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.

by peterlee01 May 10, 2008