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When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.
Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
by anonymous....alasdair December 04, 2005
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Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018
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A sexual act of pumping a females ass, mouth or vagina open with the male genitals
I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!
by Yellow pages October 19, 2010
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What the ladies of CLAMP are infamous for - destroying the lives of their characters in any way possible.
Fai was pretty bubbly until he got CLAMPed and had his eye gouged out and eaten.
by vaaaaaaal September 07, 2010
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Same as Shammers, "unlucky mate"
If you understand shammers, you understand clamped
by shnozwanger June 06, 2005
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