Clumped

When Bill Clinton and Donald Trump engage in a devil's threesome

Don and Bill totally clumped Hillary last night

by GL Taco Kitty November 26, 2019

clumped

The result of a errant facial where semem beads are stuck in the girls hair creating a clump.

I was going for a money shot but I guess my aim must have been off, boy did that girl get clumped.

by Brendan C., Jeffrey S. May 17, 2007

clumped

a word describing asleep or "slumped" but in a very weird position or if somebody is sleeping very well and it just looks slightly weird

"damn you knocked that boy out you clumped his b***h a*s"

by ProfessionalWordMaker February 25, 2022

Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.

Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.

by MaggNumb October 21, 2022

chumped

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

by running out of patience February 28, 2009

clemped

To be hungry - in need of food. Used in Lancashire presently

"Fuck me i'm clemped, I could eat the arse out of a tramps pants"

by Stewart66 June 30, 2007

chumped out

making someone look a fool or like a chump. playing someone for a fool. scamming on someone.

She's been stepping out on him for weeks. He has been chumped out.

by dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 10, 2007