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When Bill Clinton and Donald Trump engage in a devil's threesome
Don and Bill totally clumped Hillary last night
Clumped by GL Taco Kitty November 26, 2019
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The result of a errant facial where semem beads are stuck in the girls hair creating a clump.
I was going for a money shot but I guess my aim must have been off, boy did that girl get clumped.
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a word describing asleep or "slumped" but in a very weird position or if somebody is sleeping very well and it just looks slightly weird
"damn you knocked that boy out you clumped his b***h a*s"
clumped by ProfessionalWordMaker February 25, 2022
An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.
Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.
Clumped by MaggNumb October 21, 2022
Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.
Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.
chumped by running out of patience February 28, 2009
To be hungry - in need of food. Used in Lancashire presently
"Fuck me i'm clemped, I could eat the arse out of a tramps pants"
clemped by Stewart66 June 30, 2007

chumped out 

making someone look a fool or like a chump. playing someone for a fool. scamming on someone.
She's been stepping out on him for weeks. He has been chumped out.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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