Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018
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A sexual act of pumping a females ass, mouth or vagina open with the male genitals
I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!
by Yellow pages October 19, 2010
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The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.
What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.
by Chubbsy December 10, 2013
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An all female Japanese manga creators.

Often associated as God.
Have you seen the newest comic from Clamp?

OMGWTFBBQ!?!11 I didn't know God has already spoken!
by DoctorProctor January 11, 2009
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What Andre be doin to u niggas when we hoop
“He kinda clamping u up”
by FRIDAYNIGHTLIGHTS MVP October 14, 2019
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A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.
CLAMPS! You getting clamped up, my nigga!
by Shed1 June 23, 2019
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The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.
1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
by peterlee01 May 09, 2008
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