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Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.
Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
by anonymous....alasdair December 04, 2005
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A sexual act of pumping a females ass, mouth or vagina open with the male genitals
I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!
by Yellow pages October 19, 2010
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What the ladies of CLAMP are infamous for - destroying the lives of their characters in any way possible.
Fai was pretty bubbly until he got CLAMPed and had his eye gouged out and eaten.
by vaaaaaaal September 07, 2010
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Same as Shammers, "unlucky mate"
If you understand shammers, you understand clamped
by shnozwanger June 06, 2005
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