Clamped
Oh shit im clamped
My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped
I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped
I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
Clamped by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018
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Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
clamped by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005
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Clamped
I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!
Clamped by Yellow pages October 21, 2010
Clamped raw
This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.
Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?
Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*
Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!
Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!
Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!
Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*
Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!
Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!
Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!
Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
Clamped raw by Bro Jake March 26, 2023
clamped hose
clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.
clamped hose by Xeroman March 20, 2016
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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