Clampede
Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.
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Clamped raw
This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.
Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?
Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*
Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!
Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!
Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!
Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*
Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!
Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!
Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!
Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
Clamped raw by Bro Jake March 26, 2023
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Clamped
Oh shit im clamped
My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped
I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped
I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
Clamped by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018
clamped
Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
clamped by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005
clamped hose
clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.
clamped hose by Xeroman March 20, 2016
metroid-clamped-on-your-balls
" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."
metroid-clamped-on-your-balls by alex r November 16, 2004
Clamped
I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!
Clamped by Yellow pages October 21, 2010
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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